Eat whatever you want. If you like cheeseburgers, eat those. Pro tip: put a fried egg on one of those bad boys to light it up. If you are a health nut, choke back that soy kale coconut milk agave nectar quiche or those fake chocolate chip cookies you make out of chickpeas (also known as chickpea mush with chocolate chips). If you’re on a diet to feel healthier, more power to ya, diet away. If you’re drunk, eat pizza, extra ranch. If your dog died, there’s no shame in eating a whole jar of Nutella. If you’re on a juice cleanse, let me know how that goes. Food powers your body, not someone else’s.